Tuesday, August 11, 2026
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PRIZE TASK, OPEN TO ALL: Produce the most impressive item from your panniers.
Ankeny Rainbow Road, SE Ankeny & 26th
Meet by the Adirondack chairs
Sabspalooza
Tue, Aug 11, 2026, 6:00 PM
Meet at 6, first task starts 6:15
It’s Taskmaster but EVEN GAYER 5 brave cyclists submit to judgment from the Task Daddy & his sub, Little Alex Horny All to win the hallowed GOLDEN DILDO The prize task is open to everyone attending! Produce the most impressive item from your panniers. Most impressive item wins. Previous tasks have included throwing the most scandalous surprise party for Little Alex Horny, creating the most tempting cake out of mashed potatoes and twizzlers, and hitting a flamingo with rubber ducks. This is a Very Serious event. <<<<<CASTING CALL>>>>> Do you have a bike and very little shame? DM @paloozzas to apply! (Tasks will mostly be silly, you just need to comfortable with ADULT THEMES.)
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